Working with idiots can kill you!

Medical evidence for what we knew all along \o/

Talking of idiots, how many times can one person lose their keys in the same place? I'm up to four times in the past couple of weeks - EVERY time they've turned up 2 days later down the back of my armchair. No matter how many times I look there, they never seem to appear before 2 days, as though they had a set respawn timer :|