Mind of Shish, #1

The first in a series on conversations that never actually happened:

--- Conversation That Happened ---
Car: *beep*
Guy: *wave*
--- What Happened in My Head ---
Shish: *wave*
Guy: Oh, you know Tom too?
Shish: Tom? I thought that that was Old Farmer Joe, sitting on his tractor, taking his apples to market o_O
Guy: ... you need glasses ._.
Shish: That I do, lassie. That I do...